Another McSweeney's Rejection

(caution: swearing ahead)

Blog-to-eBook deals of the future

Rules For My Unprocessed Human Slave
Shit My Sentient Weaponized Transport Says
Look At This Fucking Fleeing Human
I Can Haz NutrientSludge?
Stuff Processing Droids Like
This Is Why You Will Be Ruled For Millennia By Your Own Creations
Fuck Yeah Human Tears


Live Free or Die

I think the biggest lesson I've learned as I've gotten older is that you cannot free people. They must free themselves.