FAQ for Four-Year-Olds
A1) Because Mommy needs a break.
Q2) What's that?
A2) This drink has bubbles. You won't like it.
Q3) What's this?
A3) Put that down!
Q4) Where's Mommy?
A4) She went out with her friends.
Q5) Cookie, please?
A5) Fine. Here.
Q6) Is it my turn now?
A6) No, it's still Daddy's turn to watch something.
Q7) Are you ok?
A7) Yes, Daddy's just sad because his drink is empty.