Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs have that the Montreal Canadiens don't have?
A. Black and White pictures of their last Stanley Cup victory.
Q. What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A. They both look good until they hit the ice.
Q. Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
A. Because the Canadiens have all the cups.