Analogy Of The Day

"It's amazing to watch her process information whenever someone speaks to her: The period between when something is said and when it's actually processed is unusually long, as if her brain is still running on a 14.4 baud modem while everybody else has gone broadband."

- Scott Tobias, The Onion AV Club

As an aside, this new trend to capitalise after the colon offends me.