11.19.2004

Problems at the Top

Dear National Leaders,

Here are some signs you have lost it:
  • Monster-sized portraits of yourself hang in public squares.
  • There are statues of you around the capital and you are not dead.
  • You have an election and you (or your policies) win with more than 90% support. Psst, that's not normal in any democracy.
  • There are reports that you seize shelter triplets at birth and no one bats an eyelash.
  • Your dead father has the state-sanctioned title "eternal president".
  • You manage to use Anne Frank's diary as war-propaganda.
  • This is you: