I just realised that I never followed up my lumpy forearm post. Thankfully, it ends happily so I'll be brief.
I made the appointment. Received explanation that some people get random lumps of fat that grow into solid clumps all over their body. They can appear anywhere on the body. I have two bigger ones that aren't a nuisance but might grow to be one. At that point I can have them removed but for now, they are too small to make it worth it. I probably have other, smaller ones I haven't found yet. Not cancer. Extra fat.
Fine by me!
Anyways, I figured I'd temper that anecdote with my review of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
It's a dog and pony show. With no dog. But the pony kicked serious ASS! Very entertaining.