This is strange. I can write whatever the hell I want and I'm not sure how to go about it. Do I want to write about the pretentious rages of my inner workings or maybe go lowbrow with my sexual demons? Who in god's name would read these? It's textual masturbation.

It's going to take me a while to let my guard down and spill my guts on the page. Bear with me.

Goddammit, I am way too into myself.