4.10.2003

I've lost my logbook at work. Where is it?!?! WHERE IS IT!?!?!?! It's got all my shiat in there!

Dammit. It's Chinese Water Torture to live the American Dream.

I suppose it's better than having my entrails held up to Western media cameras as an indication of the evil of the Enemy.

Or if I have triplets, they won't be taken from me and raised in a state orphanage.

Or that I can't play in the next-door field because of landmines or unexploded ordinance.

Mmmmm. This Water Torture sure is pretty sweet.