6.22.2009

I Have It Pretty Good

The rundown on yesterday's Father's Day:

- Sleeping in
- Bacon and Eggs
- Afternoon nap
- Family grocery excursion
- Mowing the lawn (boo!)
- Beer with my feet in the kiddie pool
- Watergun fight with kids
- Steak for dinner and Apple Crumble for dessert
- Playing video games with the wifey (not a euphemism)

Mood: Feeling loved

6.04.2009

Genius



Side by side comparison with the original

6.02.2009

The Glass Floor

Found this in a slashdot conversation today. A lot of this seems at first blush to be total BS but I need to think and talk about this more before coming to a conclusion.

Warren Farrell is a somewhat controversial author on men's issues who has actually spent quite a bit of time exploring this exact question. He proposed, with appropriate evidence, that while women have made great strides in reducing the effects of the "glass ceiling", they tend to ignore the "glass floor" in which men tend to occupy undesirable and often dangerous professions. Examples of these sorts of male-dominated professions include sanitation workers, miners, construction workers, oil rig roughnecks, sailors, farm laborers, police officers, firefighters, and lumberjacks. The reason he proposes for this is really quite simple: the women most involved in feminism tend to be fairly wealthy, and that means that the millions of working-class men in those undesirable professions are essentially invisible to them, whereas the men who are at the top of the food chain are very visible to them, creating a perception that all men are doing better.

5.28.2009

I Want You To Murder Me

Take your hands and put them in mine
Give me your kisses and power divine
To the stars, the nighttime sky
We dance, we dance, we cry, we cry
I run my hands along your hips
You bite me softly on my lips
And here I could die
And here we both die

[optional coda]
Oh my, 'twas only met'phorical
Oh love, this poem's rhetorical
I seem to be bleeding so liberally
Why d'you take things so literally

5.11.2009

Me Heart Beatles

4.24.2009

Game On

One of my favourite shows on TV is Mad Men (well, it's not "on" because Season 3 only starts this summer).

One of my favourite sites is boardgamegeek.com.

So it was pretty cool to find out that Rich Sommer (who plays Harry Crane) is a hardcore boardgamer and did a podcast with the BGG guys.

You can find the mp3 of the podcast here.
[73MB]

Warning: it's 2, yes 2, HOURS, yes hours, long. First hour is about Rich (who trained in improv at UCBNY) and the rest is about gaming. Great for when you have 7 loads of laundry to fold.

4.02.2009

We'd Better Make the Playoffs If I Post This

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs have that the Montreal Canadiens don't have?
A. Black and White pictures of their last Stanley Cup victory.

Q. What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A. They both look good until they hit the ice.

Q. Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
A. Because the Canadiens have all the cups.